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Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"
Every other gen: "What." 💀
Whenever you steal code in your mod and mew for 914 days.
I am kind of like an ami mewing streak y'know?
Hey, emo mew
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Saw this mew at the mall last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
And those goggles and socks I wanna snarf
He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
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Hey, emo mew
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Guy 1: "Imagine if this was joke was funny."
Guy 2: "Emo mew is totally funny I swear."
🤫🧏 ♂️
A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.
Bob “Hey bro, are you sleeping with my girlfriend?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
The latest cringe slang of our generation of 2024- for showing off a chiseled jawline
“That guy has been mewing the whole school day”
or
“That guy has been mewing all over instagram/tiktok/youtube”