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A term from Awkward. where your face spazzes out in the midst of a selfie sesh.
"Fix your spaz face and we'll reshoot later!"
a sudden freaking over an event or situation that 99.9% of normal people would consider to be uneventful.
During the spaz attack, the victim becomes agitated, hyper or out of control in some manner.
Symptoms of a spaz attack include: shouting, shortness of common sense and difficulty performing normal daily activities.
Other symptoms of an asthma attack include:
Severe retardedness when breathing both in and out
Difficulty being reasonable
Very rapid breathing
Pacing back and forth
Lecturing that won't stop
Mom's having a spaz attack cuz I missed curfew by 10 minutes.
You should have seen how mom wrapped Dad's Christmas present while she was having a spaz attack.
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bogs for spazzes. Contain many unfamiliar and futuristic accoutrements not available to vanilla toilet goers. Frequently abbreviated to spazbogs
Right, lads. I'm off to release solo material in the spaz bogs.
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more commonly known as just spaz to exonians, evil prep(freshman) p.e. at Phillips Exeter Academy that is required if the student is not accepted onto a varisty or junior varsity team for a given term.
I didn't make it onto the J.V. lacrosse team, so i'm stuck in prep spaz for the term.
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A bootsie spaz occurs when your pussy, which you are cuddling with, holding, petting (possibly against its will), freaks out and starts clawing at you. Also known as a "smokey spaz".
"I squeezed her really hard, and she didn't like it, and she had a bootsie spaz."
The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
A random spaz in your finger, while you are on your computer. This is what you get when you play too many computer games.
Sorry, I had a finger-spaz!