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a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty
John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.
When you feel as though your soul has been run over by a truck...
Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...
Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.
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The best Month of all the Months. You're generally stupid if you dont think it is the best of them all. Trucks will reign the land.
Truck Month
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the mf who always isekais people in anime
person 1; ah shit i see a high school girl crossing the street
person 2; you think truck-kuns coming?
person 1; watch this she's about to get hit by truck-kun... 3, 2, 1
high school girl then fucking dies
A fuck and truck is when you fuck a girl and leave immediately after without caring.
Jim: What happened to Alex last night?
John: He met some girl and gave her the fuck and truck.
Jim: man he does that at every party.
Two trucks = having sex
truck 1: honk
truck 2: honkk
truck 1: honk hehe
truck 2: woa- i mean HONKk
two trucks is having sex
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n. A pickup truck which is used by its douchebag driver to compensate for his lack of testosterone. Douche trucks differ from normal pickup trucks in that they generally are lifted, with large aftermarket tires and rims. Despite having a pickup bed and a massive engine, douche trucks are rarely used to haul anything but the driver and his idiot friends. The driver would not dare scratch his truck by hauling a load of wood in the back, despite the fact that the bed is Rhino-Lined to prevent dents and scratches.
The "douche factor" of the truck increases exponentially with the addition of Hurley or Fox Racing decals to the rear windows, or silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps or rear window. "Truck Nuts", or the fake testicles sold for the purpose of hanging between the rear tires, are considered the highest level of truck douchebaggery.
The drivers of douche trucks also have little or no concept of the existence or purpose of their truck's turn signals, and tend to switch lanes or merge without signaling.
Man, did you see that douche truck on the freeway? He almost ran us off the road when he switched lanes!
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