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Charlie Sheen's word "Winning" but instead of Winning it is the opposite of winning.
Waking up at 4 am to take my parents to the airport is not winning.
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Getting ridiculously high on cocaine, getting Bree Olson to move into your house, demanding a huge pay increase, or some combination thereof. Also one must have been born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to be 'Winning'.
They should name CBS to Charlie Sheen Broadcasting, no... uh, WINNING!!!
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-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison
Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
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Charlie Sheen, uh Winning
(used at the end of a phrase to show supremacy for being awesome, sometime proceeded with an "uh" or "duh")
Making $1.78 million per episode of "Two and Half Men", uh winning
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An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.
Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.
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What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.
Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.
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