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Elusive and special, the Zoe is found in rare and select middle schools, you must befriend her, give her a heartfelt parting gift and wait for around 18 years. Then and only then can you catch a glimpse of the gorgeousness that is a Zoe.
She will be your bestfriend and the person you want to spend all your time with. If you can cope with a few weird habits like drinking hot water and the occasional mid-meal desert, having a Zoe love you is scientifically accepted as the coolest thing in the Universe.
Funny and clever, a wild Zoe is not to be messed with. Can appear harmless at first but don't let her beauty and angelic features fool you. Her patented "croches-pattes" are devastatingly effective, combining it sometimes with a little snow throwing can really unsettle even the most powerful.
Once you learn to accept these techniques though, you'll be rewarded with the tender understanding that you've met someone truly special, that will love you and support you even if you make mistakes and are often wrong. And the realization that meeting a Zoe, if you play your cards right, is the last person you need to meet. Because all other creatures become frivolous.
Wow, have you heard of that hip new band, Swagina? I heard a Zoe's in it
Zoe is extremely trustworthy and kind. She is always there for you no matter what. Although Zoe can be a little bit lazy sometimes she is still always down to hangout. She is very smart even though she may not know it. She is also really pretty like really pretty. Zoe is someone you should always keep close to your heart forever. She always jokes about how she isn’t smart or that boys don’t like her but the reality it’s the complete opposite. She also has the brightest smile If you know a Zoe you are extremely lucky!
Person 1: “She is so pretty!”
Person 2: “Well I mean she is a Zoe”
zoe means life. zoe is a nice,beautiful and sensitive girl and has a tangy sense of humor. zoe is curvy and has a bright big smile and dark brown eyes and hair that has a blond tip at the end and it is completly naturle and her eyes are like the key to her heart and once you unlock that lock you are on a ride of adventure.she is confident and brave on the inside and out but some times she is scared and nervous on the inside but zoe still keeps a brave face
zoe:hey what do you say to a rich cloud ?
friend : what zoe?
zoe:MAKE IT RAIN!!!
friend: HAHA zoe...:)
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the definition of a school shooter she doesn't care about anything doesn't give two shits about your opinion she will where onesies to school and not give a fuck and drops her phone after a week of having it if you touch her she will beat you up
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perfect, beautiful, kind. has the type of personality that makes you want to be around her all day. beautiful blue eyes, gorgeous lips. you can't help thinking about her all day. if you ever date a zoe you immediately realize that she's the one you want to be with forever, even after you die and are chillin in heaven. she is a free-spirit with a gentle soul. who couldn't love her? she's the definition of perfect.
Guy 1: Wow Zoe is beautiful!
Guy 2: I know right? too bad she's dating kain
Guy 3: fml! she is so perfect! damn him
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Weirdo who loves to eat. Sometimes annoying and won't shut up. She can be a delight though, only in occasions.
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