Death From Above

To make love to a specific song

"We death from aboved to Justice last night"

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its above me now

from the viral video posted with a woman calling a man a racial slur, it means that it's not my problem, I don't care, or i'm over it.

ex: cant we work things out i love you and said I'm sorry.
me: its above me now

death from above 1979

a band that kicks so much arse they only have 2 people in their band a bassist and a drummer and the drummer is vocals i mean how sweet is that. thats like so sweet it makes me crap my pants.

oh man death from above 1979 rocks my anus

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dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.

Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.

Keep it above 50 with ya

When you wanna be straightforward with someone, you wanna cut all the bullshit for a sec

“You wanna go grab food with me after work?”
“Imma keep it above 50 with ya; I just wanna go home and relax”

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death from above 1979

Agreeing with the aforementioned definition, but must reinforce the amount of ass this band kicks.

Holy lord, when Death From Above plays here I'm gonna shit my pants.

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Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

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