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When you try to write an academic paper, but none of the sentences in your paragraph are cohesive. Academic parkour is recognized by the act of jumping between different conclusions without knowing where you'll end up.
"I was up all night doing academic parkour, man"
Acadmic stress is mental pressure installed onto the student's brain due to overload of excess and unnecessary losd of school work and high parental expectations.
Synonyms: educational prossure, school overload,sally, negativities of school work, academic stress
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Recently American students have found this new way of cheating on their homework. They would go online and hire someone from India to do their homework. Since these guys do the homework for like $2 a paragraph, They are Academic Whores. They also provide tutoring for $20 an hour.
Person #1: UGH... I have a 5 page essay due tomorrow.
Person #2: Just use one of the Academic Whores.
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An overachiever-- someone who takes as many classes as possible, typically AP/Honors classes. They are also involved extracurricular activities/clubs, such as Academic Pentathlon.
I bet Bill Gates use to be an academic whore.
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What you do when you have 80 books to read for your paper and only a week to do so.
"Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've gotta academic skim."
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Academic smurfing encompasses a wide variety of situations, but they're all a tactic used by a GPA whore.
Common examples of academic smurfing:
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.
A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.
A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore
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An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.
That girl is such an academic parasite, don't tell her anything.
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