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Girl one: They are so close.
Girl two: They must me acorn rocks.
Girl one: im so jealous.
A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car
“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”
When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.
Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.
a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes
"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."
When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating
I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.