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While often used as a tool in many chemistry classes around the US, Mole Hare Airport is an amazing airport stationed in the woodlands of beautiful Tennessee. It has great food service and a convenient flight schedule!
Next stop, Mole Hare Airport!
Mole Hare Airport is such a great airport! We will be using the flights very soon!
The staff at Mole Hare Airport are the best!
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Denver International Airport (DIA) is a major international airport located in Denver, Colorado. The airport is on the northeastern portion of the city.
It ranks among the top 10 busiest airports in the United States and is the largest airport in area in the country. It is a major hub for United Airlines and the operations base of United's low-cost subsidiary Ted. Frontier Airlines, one of the fastest growing discount airlines in the US also uses DIA as their main hub. The airport uses DEN as is its IATA airport code and KDEN as its ICAO airport code.
DIA replaced the old Stapleton International Airport in 1995, making it one of the youngest major airports in the US. It was built by the initiative of Denver mayor Federico Peña, but its construction ran into many problems.
Nowadays, the main complaint about the airport is its distant location from the city center, necessary to accommodate the airport's vast size (137km²). The airport also charges high landing fees to airlines in order to offset its hefty construction costs. Tickets to and from Denver are very expensive, lessening its appeal as a cross-country hub.
DIA has three midfield concourses. They are spaced far apart, and if the inter-terminal people mover system breaks down, it becomes difficult for passengers to board their flights on time, which has only happened once since the airport has been opened. The basic layout is very similar to Atlanta's airport, except that departures and arrivals are on different levels of the terminals.
During a major blizzard in 2003, the heavy snow tore a hole in the one of the terminal's characteristic white fabric roofs, which were designed to be reminiscent of the snow-capped Rocky Mountains in winter.
"Dude, DIA is like one of the leetest airports in the world!"
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Another gay euphemism. Likely defined by gay men who frequent bathrooms in airports looking for gay sex, typically by running their hands on the stalls or tapping their toes to get another gay mans attention
Larry Craig, the Senator from Minnesota, has always been staunchly opposed to gay rights, however, it turns out that hes just another closet case airport toe wrestler.
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A person who is trapped in the airport for an extended period of time.
"Is there a place where I can charge my phone here?"
"Nah, the airport hoboes are hogging all the outlets."
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When a bunch of guys (maybe girls wearing strap-on dildos) insert their dicks into the anus of the next person in line. Works like an Armenian Conveyer Belt, except the chain in completed when the last person of the chain puts their dick or strap-on into the first person's anus, thus completing the circular fuck chain. Similar to an Armenian Conveyer Belt except circular in shape. Typically a stand in referee calls out the stroke timing for each synchronized group thrust. This referee typically uses a megaphone, and metronome, and wears a leprechaun outfit.
I'm going back to the party to partake in an airport baggage claim with some old high school friends.
Airport in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.
1: Do you know about Vice City's airport?
2: No. What's it called?
1: It's called "Escobar International Airport"
That seemingly endless cycle of driving around your friends arrival gate in hopes of the slightest chance you will actually recognize him AND slide into a temporary parking spot so you can actually complete the Airport Pick-up Request...before getting stodged by coppers.
Talking to the intended PickUp person's cell..."hey, I am playing Airport-go-Round LAX trying to find you ... these coppers wont let me park even for a mere second..."
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