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Some of the best weed in the world. VERY rare.
Man I'd pay $70 for an eighth of Alaskan Thunderfuck, that's some of that one hit quit bud.
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Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang
"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"
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Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day
Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo
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When a man drinks several 2-Liter bottles of soda, usually Fanta or Root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole. This result should produce the inflation of her anus, giving her a huge fart.
Brett: Hey dude can I borrow some money for soda?
Lee: I bet your going to try that Alaskan Burpie
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When Sheehan Has Sex With Caroline In The DoggyStyle Position
ahh i gave caroline the Alaskan Sheehan last nite
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The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.
"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"
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When a male is ejaculating and he squeezes the tip of his penis causing his cum to spray the girl.
That boi got an Alaskan Spray!!!
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