Put it on allah

When someone says something outlandish and wild that is unbelivable, as long as you make sure they put it on allah, they are telling the truth. However if they refuse they are most defintly capping.

Guy 1: "bro i fucked jenna ortega last week"
Guy 2: "put it on allah"
Guy 1: "on allah"
Guy 2: "holy shit"

Ya Allah

Ya Allah

Ya Allah

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Astro Allah

When Allah goes sicko mode

Habibi: Bismallah, Allah, I pray for your blessing

Allah: It's lit

Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah

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Allah Bomb

A term coined by Strype to, in a racist way, poke fun at suicide bombing. Allah translates to God, so when a Christian like Timothy McVeigh does something similar, I guess he'd call it a God Bomb.

Suicide bombing is not limited to Muslims, as they did not invent that tactic, nor were they the first to use it. It is simply a tactic devised due to lack of other weaponry, since the US is leaving no room for fighting back.

You racist bastard, Allah Bomb is not the right word.

Oh, Phil, so Allah Bomb is just the 'American' way to say suicide bomb!

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Allah Ackbar

It is the corrupted pronounication of the name of a chain of bars in Iraq. The correct name is All the Heck Bar.

Let's have a drink at Allah Ackbar tonight after shooting those bloody xmericxxs

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allah cat

allah cat is a rare cat that only The_Norway Blog, Aggelos, Ampelkind and Floppr can see!

Floppr: allah cat, how can I see you and not my enemy?

Allah Cat: Your pro just deal with it, buy my serverside allah cat gaming ss i infect adopt me for you.

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Allah Akbar

The words that terrorist say before blowing themselves up or crashing into certain towers in America

It also means God is greatest

Rando "Hello afgan" Afgan' "ALLAH AKBAR"

Allah AUKBAR mean God is greatest

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