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Mr Allen is a really sexy science teacher he has the thiccest thighs in the universe and he makes the greatest muffins with his secret sauce and toenail clippings EVERYBODY wants a piece of allen
Boy 1: I had Mr Allen for science today I had a boner ALL lesson
Boy 2: WOW I'm so jealous
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A term used to describe something rock hard, holy, and untouchable.
Dude did you see Allen's abs yesterday? so amazing.
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This queen is hella beautiful. She deserves the whole world and more. She is caring and sweet can speak French. Bonjour. She is an amazing person and I am so blessed I met her. She needs to be given a chance when it comes to romance. There is a lot more than just looks that makes her beautiful. She is always up for adventure. Always laughing when the jokes happen and is always there for everyone. She is a talented ballerina. (Sorry if I got that wrong Jamie 😉❤️) She literally looks good in anything and has the most beautiful smile ever. She will have the whole world and when she is older all the guys who called her names will be begging at those beautiful ballet feet.
Leap Jamie Allen and trust me you will always land on a star😊😊😊😊
I love u soooooo much Jamie Allen
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A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.
Woody Allen directed Annie Hall.
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Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but five time state champions. Spent 60 million dollars on a football stadium but foundation cracked within the the first couple games. A little bit better than lowery freshman center.
Barry: Do you go to allen highschool
Kate: yeah we winnin state next year
Barry: whoop de do you’ve won it five times
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not afraid of any one, drives it on every one there is in the NBA and still owns them,
iverson is one of the greatest players in the NBA TODAY
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the sickness after eatting human shit baked into brownies
Yo don't eat those brownies you might get Allen Danos
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