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When you're doing a girl doggy-style, just when you are about to come, grab her hands and pull them towards you. This will force her head down to the carpet, so you will be able to shove her head around the carpet. May leave minor carpet marks.
Oh dude, I pulled an Amish Plower on Amy last night!
Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!
A ritualistic outdoor breeding where the fully clothed mother's yell at the children in German until the men finish then they all play volleyball.
Henry rushed to grab the buggy after hearing about the Yoder's Amish picnic.
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The act of flying 69'ing with a female. After ejaculation in her mouth, you pile-drive her into the ground.
"Dude, why is Chrissy in the hospital?"
"Shit got crazy last night, I pulled an Amish JackHammer so she's in a coma"
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religion located in the USA, established in Europe but because of their beliefs that old school is the best thing ever had to move relocate to America.
Amish people believe in the almighty oldeysckooley god. to honour him they live like people did during the 17th century. however they have a crazy period called "Rumspringa" at an age of 16 they have had enough of the old ways and go out and explore the world, they mostly end up as drug-addicts or going back to the Amish culture.
Matt: hey did you see that junkie back there?
David: yes I did, he was most likely an Amish Person.
Matt: crazy Amish People
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Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.
I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.
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A non-Amish person who finds him/herself hopelessly attracted to Amish people. This is the worst kind of fetish because it is rarely satisfied.
After visiting Arthur, IL she realized she had a major Amish fetish.
His Amish fetish is very unrealistic.
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A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.
My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.
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