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"I'm gettin' harder than chinese algebra"
Line by Tom Waits from "Pasties and a G-string" off Small Change
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The only subject in which 1+1 = 1 and you should be convinced.
EX.1
Person1: Jack got F in last exam. The professor says he added 1+ 1 =2
Person2: WHAT A FOOL.
EX.2
Person 1: 1+1 = 1 hhhhhh
Person 2: That's Boolean algebra -,-
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The act of gathering all of your notebooks, pencils, and rulers and proceeding to bludgeon the woman's mountain valley until the cops. afterwards, you should gangbanging all of the men in the jail
May only be conducted within Algebra class
person 1: hey, you heard what happened in algebra class?
person 2: I heard someone performed "The Algebra Annihilation"
A piece of shit website that "teaches algebra" but instead it face fucks you so hard that your mind explodes into millions of tiny pieces.
person 1: Hey do you know how to do the algebra nation homework?
person 2: nah man if i tried my hole fucking head would explode
shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra
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Equations that are derived from Donald J. Trump’s irrational or unethical logic, which generally defy conventional algebra rules. For example, based on the twice-impeached president’s collusion and insurrection, we could formulate the following counterintuitive relationships:
Republicans: “Two impeachment wrongs don’t make a right”—when (–) × (–) = (–).
Democrats: “Two impeachment rights do make a wrong”—when (+) × (+) = (–).
Trump algebra falls under what we call “negative math,” when it’s not axiomatically incorrect for the product of two positives to be a negative, or for the product of two negatives to be still a negative.
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When someone does or says something that is stupid they can be described as Pre Algebra, meaning they are doing some thing far below grade level. This term originated at Central Middle School in San Carlos California.
Friend 1: two plus two is five
Friend 2: dude, Pre Algebra
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