Jello Eater

Slur for Mormons. A portion of the United States covers Utah, Southeast Idaho, and parts of California, Nevada, and Wyoming. This area has the highest density of Mormons and have highest Jello consumption in the United States. Jello is also the state snack of Utah.

That Jello Eater is so brainwashed, he eats nothing except Jello. Damn church tactics.

Jello Troll

An elementary school lunch lady who is stingy with the dessert portions.

"Ms. Brenda loaded me up with them green beans but only gave me a tiny slice of cake. She is such a jello troll."

jello booty

A jello booty is a booty that moves like jello. This can be found on a man or woman, and when they take a step it jiggles. When you slap it ripples like water. If the person is walking fast it may jiggle so fast it can look like a blur. A jello booty is hypnotizing. Once you've seen it, it's almost impossible to turn away. You got to have love for the jello booty.

She's got such a nice big old jello booty, when she takes a step it goes wop wop wop wop wop and everyone stops to stare.

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Jello Wrestling

When women wrestle in a pit of jello in their bikinis while a bunch of horny men sit by and watch. Some also place bets and the women are paid. Almost like watching live lesbian porn.

Hey man, want to go see some Jello Wrestling tonight? Tits will be seen for sure.

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jello tag

when you fill a closet full of jello and you and your partner strip then enter the dark jello filled closet and wrestle.

jello tag leads to babies which leads to suicide

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jello neck

When a person is falling asleep while sitting or standing and their head begins to lean to one side then suddenly snaps back to position as if their neck were made of Jello.

I was so tired in math class today that I kept getting jello neck.

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pool of jello

Another word for a douche bag.

"Jesus man stop being such a Pool Of Jello!"

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