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pussy flies

Blue and green bot flies that deposit their offspring in the warm moist climate of the human female external genitalia. More complete not occur near blue waffles. High offensive odor when prepared biked.

The doctor said that the patients blue waffle platter was spoiled as evidenced by the swarm of pussy flies in the exam room.

by Waffle Dr June 13, 2023


Time flies when you're having fun

What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call

After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.

by Tibicena May 12, 2023


and no flies

Polari for ”honestly”/"seriously”/"straight up”/"dead serious

(please note: these are modernised versions of the use of this phrase)

”Seriously! They just stole my food, and no flies! ”

”She was literally so hot, no flies”

by hehehehoohoo :p licc May 5, 2021


flies all over me

When a crazy librarian gets angry and says what you’ve done makes her angry.

Man, that person not doing their job really flies all over me!

by SumoOrange February 13, 2018


Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014


garfbeu Flied

“garfbeu Flied” (spelled in that exact way) originally roots from a misspelling of popular pop culture character Garfield. “garfbeu Flied” is usually depicted as a skinny cat which loves to utter the words “Desmond oh Desmond I long for pasta.” “garfbeu Flied” was created by world renowned comedian Mario Peneloza. Mario is most famous for his catchphrase “Buivr.” “garfbeu Flied” has continued to gain popularity since his creation in the year 1779. “garfbeu Flied” has, as of 2020, become real. He now wanders the streets of Downtown San Diego California. Sightings of “garfbeu Flied” have been reported since his Tuesday.

I love garfbeu Flied. He is quite lovely.

by Grayson #3 August 25, 2022


Being flied

When a person is being by an accesive amount flies

There is so many flies buzzing around my head, i thought i was being flied

by Imtlignent peron July 14, 2019