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To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.
Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.
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To kick a woman in the crotch from behind.
Either due to anger or for laughs when she least expects it.
My friend hit my in the nuts earlier so Ima get her back when she least expects it. I saw her standing away from me with her legs spread so I came up behind her and gave her a nice cunt punt. She dropped fast.
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A swift kick to the female genital region launching the recipient into midair.
That girl was such a bitch I cunt punted her like no other!
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/n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.
/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"
"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"
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A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.
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In American football, when the offense has the ball late in the second quarter on third down and long, and often in their own territory, the quarterback will likely chuck up a prayer throw in hopes of getting a first down. An arm punt is when this pass is intercepted. This is not as much on the quarterback as a regular interception, because it is a desperation throw and, barring insane luck, a less risky throw would have zero chance at getting a first down.
In the 2016 NFC Championship Game, when the Packers had the ball on third and long with 2 minutes left in the half, Aaron Rodgers threw an arm punt to a Falcons defender.
The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."