A woman on a social networking or dating site who is proficient at manipulating camera angles in order to disguise her obesity and/or ugliness.
"I met this angle master on myspace who looked really hot in her pics, but when I met her in person she turned out to be 300 lbs and had the complexion of a pig."
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Sitting on a toilet at an angle while you poop so you don't burn your leg on the radiator.
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Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal.
Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.
Dude why are your pants all wet?
Dude I was pissing in the urinal, and I forgot to adjust my Piss Angle
Bro, never forget to adjust your Piss Angle
I gotta go take a piss guys
Mind your Piss Angle, Bro!
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(v) to mess something up horribly bad; to fail at something that was almost impossible to fail at.
Katie: Oh my God, Corinne, I totally just Sharron Angled that spelling test.
Corinne: Dude, you wrote it.
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When you view a girls picture on Myspace and she looks really hot so you ask her to hang out and she is actually not that hot at all.
Did you see Alyssa's pic on Myspace?
Yeah but some kid told me she is just working the Myspace angles.
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The angle at which the non Asian appear Asian. Can be found with a 360 degree composite of the persons face. This requires both an X value and a Y value about the axis of rotation.
-She definitely has an asian angle
-What?
-She's slightly asian looking from certain angles. Specifically at x=150 and y= -27
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Doad Angle is defined as the angle, from the horizontal plane, at which a set of doads (female breasts) can be viewed past the top of her clothing.
The higher the doad angle, the more breast and cleavage can be seen down her top, with 70 โ 80 degrees generally accepted as the optimum doad angle.
Above this angle viewing can become impaired by facial features and hair.
Although when level with the sexy student nurse her doads could not be seen, when I increased my doad angle my eyes were filled with here ample cleavage.
I manoeuvred myself through the bar to achieve a doad angle of 45 degrees which gave me an excellent view of her magnificent breasts.
Up on the balcony my doad angle was close to optimum for viewing the doads of all the girls in the hen party.
Although achieving a doad angle of 70 degrees made perfect viewing, it all went wrong when I slipped off the table!
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