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hiking the Appalachian trail

Leaving your wife and kids and job to go sex up a hot Argentinean lady

Did you hear about Mark Sanford? He was totally hiking the Appalachian trail for 5 days last week!

by blarney230 June 24, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Cheating on your wife with some Argentine hussy sexpot.

Gov. Sanders of South Carolina was Hiking the Appalachian Trail on Father's Day instead of hanging out with his family.

by djnonsequitur June 24, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.

Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?

Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by Butler CW June 25, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 20, 2018


Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Euphemism for sticking it in the butt of an Argentinian woman.

Governor Sanford (R) was furiously hiking the Appalachian Trail for several days over Father's Day weekend.

by ZezAzeZ June 24, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an extramarital affair in another country, especially South America.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail last week and didn't tell anyone where he was, but he's really really sorry about it.

by Ken Starr June 24, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow

when a girl is on top of a guy engaging in sex, on a preferably slick surface, while thrusting she forces the bodies to move backwards down the surface.

DUDE! Last night my girlfriend scooted me across the basketball court Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow style.

by Thomas and Hannah February 7, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž