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1. midget goof
2. should join the crips
3. needs a life
4. can't fight
5. needs anger manegment
6. joe dirt mullets (optional)
7. would comment "i did a guy"
8. mind span of a 3yr old
9. smashed in the face by a basket ball (sickest thing ever)
10. broke hand on filing cabnet
dumped chatalina just to ask her out again for her to apparently she said yes to andrew armstrong
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An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.
I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong
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Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.
Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"
A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"
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When someone inserts their tongue deep into a male anus and gives him an exceptionally rapid stroking reacharound at the same time.
*same as Rusty Trombone but with alot more passionate effort.
Sally:Sara,why do you have a corn nut in the corner of your mouth?
Sara:Oh,I just gave my boyfriend John a Louie Armstrong style rusty trombone,do you want to go shopping at walmart now?
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To receive a substantial fart (enough to make your cheeks puff out) orally while in the act of rimming.
" I was so embarrassed I didn't mean to Louis Armstrong him"
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To push someone out of the way to accomplish what that person was going to do before that person does it.
I was gonna take the last slice but mark decided to pull an armstrong.
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