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shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.

After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.

by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024


chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 16, 2019


Mongoose-hunters

Guys that looks for blonde hair blue eyes BMX chick too get down with

Did anybody see Avril Lavigne trying to seek attractive Mongoose-hunters in their music videos.

by Ada linn bliss July 9, 2021


Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 12, 2015


Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 16, 2023


slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 29, 2018


Mongoose

A legendary Rec Room player who went down in History as the best clone trooper.

Bro I’m the best!
No dude, you forgot about Mongoose…

by Mongoose187th November 17, 2021