a term used by people who gets absolutely no bitches whatsoever.
"Yo, I beat the final level in this game bro"
"Who?"
"Me, I just-"
"NO WHO ASKED YOU (slur)"
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The thing someone says when they cant argue anymore and know you are right, Typically said in a bitchy tone by that one tiktok "Star" who you are 90% sure will be homeless when they grow up
Guy 1; you are a fucking bitch; you know that
Guy 2; Oop, didnt ask tsktsktsk
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Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.
Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?
Husband: Donβt ask...
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Used in a situation where a person is voicing their opinion on a matter that no one asked about.
***Group of people talking about which is their favourite episode of the big bang theory ***
Lowell: "Did you guys know that Sekiro is a harder and more advanced game than Dark souls"
Gristian Gorbett: "Didn't ask"
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derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.
is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!
boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?
Who Asked is commonly used in pointless internet arguments when the opponent runs out of meaningful things to say, often times this is an addition of weakness.
Greg: my grandmother died
George: Who?
Greg: My Grandmother-
George: WHO ASKED
When someone asks a dumb question or is being dumb or stupid
Boy 1: Why am I a simp
Everyone else: Ask Again