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When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.
"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."
A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
Bro, I'm too high to hit this.
Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.
Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.
"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''
When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?
Naw.
(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )
Assisted Five! I'll take it
jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.
jackens assistant helps jackens everyday
Zackey Assist is the defenition of having a godlike aim in Fortnite : Battle Royale.
Example : Azta geci, zackey assist én azt mondom
The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!