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When you are speed walking, almost to the point of running to get to a party, but still keeping your cool so your not out of breath when you reach the party.
We parked far away so we party paced it to see the epic keg stand.
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The one car on the highway, typically driven by an elderly person with their mouth hanging open, which pulls into the passing lane, only to remain the same speed as the other cars, thus making it impossible to pass other cars.
Driver: damn, this old lady is clogging the passing lane.
Passenger: chill, there's always gonna be that one the Pace Car
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The brisk determined pace in which people walk as if on a retail therapy mission.
Those women must be on a important mission as they a walking a mall pace.
Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts
We get it you have pace you fucking twit
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A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.
Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.
Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.
A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).
Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?
Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.
Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!
Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.