Get your head out of the gutters

To stop & think straight with your brain not your head 8==D or vagina ({})

Hahahaha! WTF? Get your head out of the gutters!

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chop your head off

is what im going to do if u fuck with me and piss me off

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i'll whoop your head boy

50 cent's way of saying he'll kick your ass.

"I'll whoop your head boy, you know I will, I'll whoop your head boy, with the back of the steel."

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Take your head for a shit

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

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Go up side your head

To hit someone on the side of the head usually in order to start a fight etc.

I'm about to go up side your head.

have you bumped your head?

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.

"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"

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International Pants On Your Head day

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.

*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!