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Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl
As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep
Automatic Best Friend.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.
When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.
I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...
When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.
"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"
A form of the word "rizz" which refers to the unintentional or no-effort rizzing of someone.
Look at Andy! He's got that auto-rizz!
The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.
Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.