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When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.
I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...
When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.
"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"
Automatic Best Friend.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.
When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.
"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."
The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
A form of the word "rizz" which refers to the unintentional or no-effort rizzing of someone.
Look at Andy! He's got that auto-rizz!
The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.
Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.