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When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
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When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.
I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.
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Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'
Also see Chocolate Blowfish.
Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"
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When one blows air into a womans vagina and then uses his or her hands to push down on the lower stomach, pushing the air back out of her vagina, creating natural vaginal flatunlence.
Dude, you had to hear the Mexican Bagpipe I gave this girl last night, It sounded like his ass after buffalo chicken pizza!
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A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.
I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.
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When a male coal miner sits on another males chest and defecates whilst the other male conducts oral sex
Can't wait to get back to camp to play the Blackwater Bagpipe
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