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A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.
"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."
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The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.
There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
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A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.
"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"
"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"
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When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.
So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.
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the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.
Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"
Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)
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1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.
me:FUCK YOU BALLOON BOY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!
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When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.
Dude, I almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn't work.
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