A kind sweet loving woman that will look after you at any chance she gets she loves her job and cannot wait to get on with the day. she normally wakes up at 5:30 am despite school starting at 8:25am. she likes to start her day by eating some sanguine sandwiches. as soon as she gets to school she greets David carr who is a former rugby league champion. after school lauren senior likes to attend the gym, during her time at the gym she deadlifts 440kg. she ends the day by cooking her favorite meal for her and her daughter (i dont know if there acctually related). normally a dinner in the senior household consists of jocund jelly, irrodecent ice cream and benevolent brownies. lauren likes to go to bed early so that she is ready for the day ahed.
What teacher do we have next
We Have Lauren Senior
OMG YAYY
douche bag of the decade and all around piece of shit father, businessman, and person in general. Also, father of Jason Poole's baby.
Did you hear Paul Senior from american choppers got douche bag of the decade and is also the father of Jason Poole's baby?
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That magical part of your senior year in high school when things get a little easier and nothing you do matters.
Timmy: "Hey, we got an English paper due next week."
Jimmy: "Forget about it dude, were on the senior slide"
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A boy or girl, generally a senior or upperclassman, who a younger person finds attractive. A senior crush is good at almost everything and is very very good-looking. The younger person doesn't actually like their senior crush and want to be in a relationship them, but just likes to stalk them a little and squeal with his or her friends when they appear in the cafeteria or sports events and the like.
Girl 1: Oh my god look over there it's Nate Johnson!
Girl 2: He's a tri-vasrity athlete and he's sooo hot!
Girl 1: I know, right?? He's my senior crush.
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A spoiled senior in high school, who thinks he/she can sit on his/her ass the whole second semester. They also love to ditch school and cut class and make the whole senior year a year to party and drink and shit like that because they are fucking losers who think their grades don't count anymore after junior year. Not all seniors have this attitude though.
Lazy Senior: Hey, want to skip class to chill and party?
Hard Working Senior: Nope. I have a test and I'm trying to raise my grade in Chemistry.
Lazy Senior: Whatever, you're no fun man.
Hard working senior: Well, just keep sitting on your lazy ass and just turn into a huge loser if thats what you want.
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A senior name is what one changes his or her facebook name to during senior year of high school. The idea is that when applying to colleges, it is best to keep the theoretically detrimental content of ones facebook profile hidden from colleges who may search a prospective student online.
Very often a senior name is a pun on ones name, or a play on words.
Jimmy Landstone: "For my senior name, I think I'm going to make the last E in my name backwards like in EMINΖM - so it's Jimmy LandstonΖ."
Summer Martinez: "Oh I'm making my senior name Winter Martinez, haha."
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see blow job. one step above a hank junior.
"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"
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