I'll see you when I see you

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.

"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."

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Its nice to see you

A greeting exchanged, usually in a sacristy or rectory between two Catholics. One is attracted to the other but, for fear of saying something inappropriate, the affinity is channelled into this benign salutation. It can be accompanied by a long, firm handshake, a tight embrace or a kiss on the cheek.

There are three ways to respond.

If the person being greeted returns the affinity, they say "Its nice to see you too," or "Its nice to be here," but if they do not return the affinity they simply say, "Thanks!"

When the distanced admiration has existed over the course of several months or years, the greeting may also be expressed as "Its so nice to see you again."

Francis: Hey, Clare how have you been! Its nice to see you!

Clare: Its nice to see you too, Francis. I've been been well, how are your brothers?

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See You Next Time

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a polite way to call a bad female a cunt upon leaving her vicinity

This is widely used in Montreal Quebec, and differs from other usages were the T is a weekday

She wouldn't get out of my movie theatre seat so I said See you Next Time as I left.

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I want to see you

When a boy repeatedly tells you he "wants to see you" and you say "I want to see you too" because you miss each other, and he says, "No, I want to see you." It means, I want to SEE you, as in He is asking you out. He wants to be your boyfriend...

Boy: "I want to see you"
Girl: "I want to see you too"
Boy: NO, I want to see you"
Girl:"Uhhh.... I want to see you too...?"
Boy:"NO! I want to see you!"
Girl:"....?"

*1 week later*
Boyfriend+Girlfriend. <3

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See You En Tee

The sneaky way of making people say the word cunt without them knowing. It will work in any pub quiz with much laugther as a result. See you En Tee is not to be confused with the golf expression of See You On Tee as this is an easy mistake to make.

Golfer: See you On Tee
Me: No See You En Tee, cunt

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see you on the slopes nerd

It’s an expression in which the person saying it is just saying see you later or something like that

Jim: Alright I think I have to head home now.
Dave: See you on the slopes nerd!
Jim: What the fuck does that mean?

see you round the ranch

I’m happy to see you in non personal public places or work, but not in my private life...

I enjoyed our dinner last night. See you round the ranch.