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The facial hair typically grown by men out of sadness and apathy toward personal hygiene after a relationship has come to an end.
I've been a little worried about Steve since he got dumped by Claire, you see the beard of sorrow he's rocking?
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Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names
Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester
Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"
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The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.
Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?
A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.
"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"
"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.
A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which one then must remove.
Holy fuck man, this shit never ends! I feel like a fucking snowglobe!
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff
A beard grown by an otherwise clean-shaven male on strike or cannot work because of a stike.
Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.
Letterman's strike beard's more impressive than Conan's. It's more Grizzly Adams.
The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."
<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.
<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk
...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?
...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?