shit behind the radiator

after sex when the woman goes to the bathroom to clean her vagina u take a sneaky poo behind the radiator and leave quickly.

look at that wee dirty fat ride I took a shit behind the radiator at hers last weekend!

who is that behind you?

"Who is that behind you!?" is a phrase used deliberately by ARMYs to prank BTS members during their vlive. The fans asked them this very question during Love Yourself tour LA while they were in their hotel room all alone prompting them to look behind and get weary. This incident has created a thrilling saga among the boys.

J-Hope : So, i was thinking about changing the way i dress. I've decided to dress more comfortably. Nom nom.. *eating*

Homaira Ansheri : Hey, look. Who is behind that you?

J-Hope : There's no one. Don't say these things. Stop it.

Homaira Ansheri : No, really. The picture frame just moved. Who is that behind you?

J-Hope : It did? *looks behind* Nooo stop it, stop messing.

dry behind the ears

(a phrase denoting) not naïve or simple-minded; smart.

Those who are dry behind the ears can make headway in the world.

war behind you

saying that you will do anything for that person

mariah- “ tbh mariah “
kenli- “ family, war behind you fs 💙 “

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Man Behind The Slaughter

The Man Behind The Slaughter is the man from Five Nights at Freddy's. And he's annoying as hell that's why the ghosts of the children surrounded him-- and, yeah, yeah, his death.

Person 1: Hey ever heard of that Man Behind the Slaughter guy? Who is he?
Person 2: The guy right behind you eating your foot.
Person 1: PFFT, HAH! Nice joke.
Person 2: No, really.
Person 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU WEREN'T LYING!!!!

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behind Gods back

not knowing where you are or how to find a place.

Sonnnn, this place is behind Gods back !
i cant find it anywhere.

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look behind you

something a killer will say before proceeding to rip your guts out

Stalker: Look behind you
Guy: hUh? AHHHHHH

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