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Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
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when a man/woman have diarrhoea, they shit over belgian waffles. then when their loved one is eating them they anally penetrate them.
"I had a great belgian ross today"
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the act of a woman deficating while receiving anal sex.
man, that bitch at the party last night gave me the belgian popsicle... i kinda liked it.
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The act of completely covering another's head with muddy excrement, causing the head to look like a giant chocolate truffle
Man 1: "Would you like a Belgian Truffle my dear sir?"
Man 2: "Why yes, I do belive I would. Did you happen to have some bad mexican food today good sir?"
Man 1: "Indeed. The rivers are flowing fast today."
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When you're playing the popular game pin-guard and gather all of the playing balls on your side of the field in order to then proceed to get the team to throw all of the balls at the same time.
"We won our game using the Belgian Rush"
"Let's pull a Belgian Rush this game"
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throwing up a sheet of vomit on your shirt in public
Bob rode Grease Lightning at Knots Berry Farm and got off the coaster with a belgian bib.
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The act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple penis's. Specifically in the anus, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. This position was started in Belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.
Bob: "Did you hear about Jack?"
Doctor: "No, but please tell."
Bob: "Well he was on the receiving end of a Belgian Tightrope."
Doctor: "Oh my! When did this happen, and why is your penis so swollen?"
Bob: "About 20 minutes ago. Question doc, if your penis takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?"
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