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When a person behaves in a horrible fashion without any regard for others.
This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.
To be a lehn you must spend most of your time online playing yahoo games. The highlight of your life is fantasy baseball. To be a lehn you must be a young man under 30 who smokes a pipe and always parks his car as far away from all other cars as possible. Also considered a meathead.
guy 1- what are you doing tonight, do you wanna go out for a drink?
guy 2- nah i don't wanna pick up chicks i am just going stay here and lehn around.
guy 1- so you are having a fondue party?
guy 2- yeah
not listening to music past 2005 and calling all music after 2005 and/or rap after 2005 trash despite never really listening to it.
Person 1: Music these days sucks, back in the 80’s and 90’s are where it’s at
Person 2: What music these days sucks?
Person 1: All of it.
Person 2: Have you listen to modern music ever
Person 1: Only flipping through radio channels. It’s bad so why would I listen to it?
Person 2: Oh I see. You’re being a Justin.
To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
a stuck-up,suck-up,copycat,freaking liar,wannabe,two faced, and a constant PMSer.
Katie was being a bucky at sports practice.
being a panther means being high on cocaine
Dude 1: Hey man was that llello any good?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!
Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?
Being a towel is a phrase denoted to someone who is actively displaying towel-like symptoms, or more simply acting like a towel. Being a towel isn't necessarily a really bad thing, however, it is most certainly never a good one. When one is being a towel, they have done something that only a towel would do, or even sometimes, doing a normal activity but instead of normally, like a towel would do the activity. Some common towel phrases are:
You're a towel.
No, you're a towel.
Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel.
These phrases may or may not be abused by people who think that is humorous but it is in good taste, as it is so. The important thing to remember is that if someone tries to imply or tell you that you are being a towel, that that person also is being a towel for doing so. You then have every right to call that person a towel back as long as you do not repeat any of the 3 phrases if they have been said before.
If you cannot find a good way of calling someone a towel, or you use an unoriginal way of calling someone a towel, then you must Admit that you are, in fact, a towel. The way to do so is by saying "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." This road, although very towel-like, is much more noble than saying nothing or unsportsmanlike towelship. This is a penalty that can be up to 15 yards on a standard football field, or if you aren't playing football then the surrounding people or towels are allowed to talk about your towelship behind you're back.
Example: If I find someone is being a towel, I can rightfully call them a towel, so I say, "You're a towel". And since I called them a towel, that means I am being a towel and allows the first towel to call me a towel as long as he avoids the phrase I had selected. He then says, "No, you're a towel." Now again, this person continues on his towel-like path as he calls me a towel, and I have every right to call him out on it. But, 2 of the phrases have already been used. So, I must creatively come up with a new phrase or use the available handy 3rd phrase. I proceed to call him out, "Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel." Now the first towel is put in a tough spot wanting to call me out for being a towel but also having to find an original uncommon way of calling me a towel or he must admit that he is in fact a bigger towel. The first towel admits his defeat by saying, "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." The End.
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