1. a biff is someone who thinks they are really good at everything but in reality, they are actualy quite shit at life
2. in plain english, a fucking retared and mass produced waste of human seed
Tom : hay man you alright
Aaron:yer im good cheers
Tom :ah mate, i was working in kfc earlier and this fucking biff strolled in and orderd practicaly the whole menu
Aaron: what a biff
Another word for sexual intercourse.
Steven got really drunk last night and he ended up biffing Claire.
Adjective describing a person of the upmost idiocracy. Biff is commonly used when such titles as Jackass, Retard, and Douchebag are not quite enough to describe a person. It is also commonly used to describe epic failure or defeat.
It may also be used to describe distinct personailty traits and physical features.(persistant look of confusion on ones face, excessive confidence, and a near identical cologne choice to that of Conway Twiddy)
Did you see how Biffy that guy was, he has a problem....he needs help
Lets get the Biff out of here.
You son of a Biff!
What the Biff is that?
A word used commonly in Wales in the UK.
Another word to use aswell as Joint, Spliff, Doobie ect.
a Biff is a cigarette rolled with king skins, tobacco and Cannabis.
Kristian - "James Make a Biff en"
or
James - "I Just made one ell of a Biff"
It is the large upper area above the vagina/pussy with excees fat filling.
Dude, that lady walking down the street has a big ole biff
To throw something or someone erratically usually out of anger or rage
Just biff that dinner plate in the sink
To cum into the eyeball of another.
Sorry babe, but I thought it would be funny to biff and knock out your eye : /