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When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out
1: Come on fight me
2: aha, bigger men have tried
In their short time in the industry, TOMORROW X TOGETHER is one of the few idol groups successfully carrying out the basic yet most difficult task of making good music. In a business rife with all kinds of exaggerated concepts and universes, TXT doesn’t follow the traditional “K-pop formula.”
Wow TOMORROW X TOGETHER is indeed bigger than 4th gen
A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
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It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
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When your dad has a penis for a toe and he chops it off with rusty spoon
Dad:look at my toe
Son:WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIGGER DADDY TOE FOR YOU
When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"
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First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.
When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".
The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"