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I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.
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Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
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An unlikely but delicious combination of peeps wrapped in freshly cooked bacon, invented by James Newland at Biola University.
Man, I gotta get me some peeps in a blanket!
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After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.
He gave me the stank blanket last night!
A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.
"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"