noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk
Syn: Real outloud flim flammer
Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."
1. a Male u participates in the act of sexual intercourse often.
2 a male who exhibits prowess during sexual intercourse
3. a particularly fearsome form of sex toy
godamn that was some nice cuntblasting i did back there!
jeeze that guy blasts so much cunt!
wish i could blast cunt like that guy!
A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.
We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.
Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?
Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.
Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.
I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!
after sex if the girl is taking a crap and has her legs spread you go into the bathroom and fuck her while she's on the bowl.
after i fucked you mom i gave her a dooky blaster.
A hilariously large spliff, a Jolly Green Giant
"Alright man, you comin for a rasta blaster"