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Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
abbreviation for "blew my universe"
in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"
that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse
blew blew adj: a big ass babyfaced left tackle lookin motherfucker.
Shut yo mouf blew blew boyyyyyy. Ohhhhooohhhhhh!!!!!
the past tense of blow pork (see definition)
markex clarkex: i blew pork all over ur moms face
raniel staniel: no u
An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu
Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...
what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
Dude did you hear about trump being put in a peach?
Obama is a blew