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Cat Bloke

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.

Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!

by stevoooooo November 27, 2018


Polish bloke

Polish bloke is a guy that eats drinks and breaths vodka and pierogi

this man cant be stopped

he is the polish bloke

Person1: woooo calm down mate i think you drank enough

Person2: Co ty kurwa pierdolisz
Person1: Ohhhhh your a polish bloke

by menelowy September 8, 2022


Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016


Blokes advice

A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing

Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer

by Kangaroo rapist April 12, 2018

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Shit bloke

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.

What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.

by CliveH20 August 5, 2018

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smoke bloke

A person of biological sex female successfully passing as male.

Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.

by dcll July 19, 2017

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grogey bloke

a good looking boy

That guy is such a gorgey bloke! I want to snog him!

by Claire December 1, 2003

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