Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

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Blow out the lines

Furiously yelling every creative curse one has at another object or person, with the anger not necessarily directed at the person or object.

"When did they stop making all those old school women you could just take your day out on? Y'know, the ones who just let you sit there and blow out the lines, knowing it had nothin' to do with them?" --Bill Burr

blow his back out

When a gay guy fucks another guy too hard and he can’t walk for a few days

Guy 1: dude I’m gonna blow his back out

Guy 2: no way man

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

Blow out

Release off stool

I just had a blow out on the toilet

Blow out

In correlation with a blow job; a blow out is then the man eats out a woman, but simply wraps his lips around the entire area of the vagina and blows into the female while pleasuring her.

"Bro, my ol lady screamed when I gave her a blow out"

Blow out

This is what happens when a condom breaks during sex.

Oh shit I had a blow out.