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A parody of Bugs Bunny who speaks in broken English in YouTube videos.
Bogs Binny speaks in broken English and is good friends with Dolan, Gooby, and Dafty.
The guy who sets up his stall in the toilet of a bar/club - he is usually built like a brick shithouse - and then demands money with menaces for even having breathed his air. In most cases he dispenses soap and paper towels by invading your space and foisting it upon you, then glowers at you as you say thanks and don't pay. Using their range of aftershaves is ill-advised and costly, and why anyone would buy a lolly from a guy they met in the toilet is beyond comprehension. Attempts to avoid the bog troll often result in loud verbal abuse about your personal hygiene.
Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place.
Bog troll: Soap, paper towel?
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself.
Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family)
Drunken reveller A: Taxi home?
Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already.
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A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
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To smoke mass amounts of weed in a small area with no ventilation.
We bogged out Mikey's xterra so bad you couldn't see the windshield wipers!
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Brit. Slang.
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.
"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"
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A male (usually drunk), who waits outside the Ladies toilets at bars and night clubs, ready to initiate a conversation with any member of the female sex. Of course, the hope (and expectation for confident bog spiders is that this conversation will turn into much more than a simple meet and greet).
An experienced bog spider will only strike when the lady is on her way out of the toilet, thus avoiding an uncomfortable situation when a lady is on her way in to attend to business.
The Bog spider reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely a numbers game for these astute bog spiders.
Bog Spiders are also known to get it on with particularly ugly girls because
a) they can get away with it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other bog spiders may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls who respond to the bog spider's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.
When you are good mates with a known bog spider, you may be able to refer to him as Boggy.
Rakey is a bog spider.
The toilets at Shepards Bush Walkabout are a Bog Spiders paradise.
Boggy
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Formerly Known as, Nogtard's Bog. The bog that belonged to Nogtard until it was put on the Maltby Lorry aside the Pork Scotch Cone. A day after the bog claimed residency of the lorry, a packet of ginger found its way into the bog. mmm, ginger.
Nogtard: Nickin me bog then?
Dad: It belongs to the heroes now. It's called the Maltby Bog.
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