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When the shower isn't working and you have to dip your balls in warm water to wash them!
Hey man, I call dibs on the first ball boil in the morning!!
No man, the early ball catches the first boil
Did you have a ball boil this morning, there's an awful stink out of this cup!
Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!
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A town that sounds like it has a lot to offer when its name is spoken, but the people who live there know better. This one stoplight town is mainly comprised of students from Gardner-Webb University. They have to drive 20 minutes down the road just to buy a damn beer. Go Runnin' Bulldogs!
There is absolutely nothing to do in Boiling Springs. Lets drive to Charlotte.
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when you don't know what to do and you have a panic attack
"I know there is so much on your mind, I know you wish you could rewind and go back to when the water was cool. cuz now you don't know what to do"
"I'm just trying not to BOIL OVER"
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A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
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A small college town in North Carolina, close to Gaffney, SC and Shelby, NC. I've read the definitions on here and they were all super negative. Yes, it is a one-stoplight town, but you can walk everywhere, there's no traffc, and the environment is positively beautiful. It's the home to Gardner-Webb University, a small Christian college. While there aren't any movie theatres or shopping malls in the town itself, it's a very short drive to the outlet mall in Gaffney and there are movie theatres that take less than 20 minutes to get to. I think it's a wonderful place.
I have been going to visit family in Boiling Springs almost every summer since I was 5 years old, and I think it's a beautiful and relaxing escape from my busy hometown.
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If the temperature is really hot!
It's fucking Susan Boiling out here
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