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bollocks on a bulldog

Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.

Bloke 1: "Fuck me sideways! She's had a tit job!"
Bloke 2: "Like bollocks on a bulldog mate!"

by flatster November 11, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dogs bollocks

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.

"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

320๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


soppy bollocks

Soppy bollocks: Someone who is a bit stupid

Soppy bollocks managed to get it right this time

by Dodge August 8, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


dog's bollocks (the)

Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.

That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!

by Andy March 15, 2004

46๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock and bollocks

another way of describing something as amazing, in a slightly obscene manner

1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.

2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks

by laarx December 14, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

55๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Billy Bollocks

To be completely naked

She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks

by misterhahn August 15, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž