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Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car
Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung
When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head
Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.
The act of get absolutely smashed and annihilated by a raging bull (or vehicle)
Bob: Jimmy help me, help me
I’ve been bonneted
Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’
Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW
someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet
Shut it, Bitch in a Bonnet!
Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex
I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.
either
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.
b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.
My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.