green booger

Any person who strongly believes in global warming and the greenhouse gas theory.
To be overly environmentally conscience.
One who takes green living to a whole new level.
Al Gore.

Al Gore is considered to be the biggest green boogers of them all.

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sheet booger

When the snot in your nose solidifies to the inside of the nostril. When picked, it comes out thin, flat and usually dry resembling a sheet of paper. Hence the name.

"I picked my nose today and pulled out a big sheet booger!"

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Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

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booger wall

The wall that your bed is pushed up against. The booger wall is not the entire wall, but just the section of wall that begins even with your head and runs along the edge of your matress to about mid-thigh, or as far as you can reach toward the foot end of your bed. This length of wall extends from the top edge of your mattress down the wall approx 4 inches. Boogers are picked while lying in bed and wiped in this area.

My mom was cleaning my brother's bedroom and pushed the bed away from the wall to vacuum. She was disgusted to discover his booger wall.

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pussy booger

A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.

When Sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a pussy booger.

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Booger Brain

Someone who is so stupid, or who seems to get more idiotic every day that you swear they pick out parts of their brain every time they pick their nose.

How can that booger brain not remember what I told her 5 seconds ago? She must have picked out part of her frontal lobe from her damn nose this time.

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Booger-Wolf

A really beastly looking female. The kind of female that are only authorized to have sex with just prior to alcohol poisoning or in a pitch black room. Booger wolfs can usually be found traveling in packs, it's just their nature.

"Hey the bar is closing and I can't find a breezy, guess I'll have to catch a Booger-Wolf."

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