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a term to be stored in the collective memory for later use: it is a feminine gay man who has received various cybernetic implants or upgrades.
in today's world: a feminine gay man who "would just die" if his iPhone ever left his hands.
future use: James Alpha7, quit showing off your cybercock, you are such a borg queen sometimes!
today's use: James, get off your iPhone, you're such a borg queen sometimes!
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An all powerful being, usually of Bristolian/Armenian descent exiled to the wilds of Cornwall. Regularly spotted in assorted drinking establishments.
Dude, I just fell in love with Rexutus of Borg.
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Derogatory term for the collective mass of young women who seek to emulate Paris Hilton's sense of "Style".
Damn, the club I went to last night sucked. I was knee deep in Paris Hilton Borg.
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A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !
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A machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;
a) photocopying,
b) stapling the photocopies if needed.
They have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can't staple very well and aren't very nice.
A: Can I please have these sheets photocopyed please?
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says Yes. Computer Asks, 'What colour paper?'
A: Yellow please.
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says No. Blue is only acceptable.
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A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.
Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!
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Every year on April 15th, is International Borg Day. Gather all your friends and prepare to get hammered with Half a gallon of water and the other half gallon of vodka with any flavoring of your choice!
International Borg Day (April 15th) is the perfect day to get absolutely hammered with an excuse. You will get drunk if you make a borg no matter what time of day it is.
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