Viagra Bottle

A nickname streetracers gave to NOS, or nitrous because of the blue bottle it usually comes in. Many racers look down on others who use it.

How did Billy run a 10 second 1/4 mile? He had a viagra bottle in the back of his trunk.

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bottle bum

one who collects recycleables from your garbage in the middle of the night only to return them for 5 cents a bottle , usually seen with stolen shopping cart full of cans

those god damned bottle bums ripped up my garbage all over my lawn

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time in a bottle

song written by Jim Croche

if i could save time in a bottle, the first thing that i would like to do, is to save every day till eternity passes away just to spend them with you

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models and bottles

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.

"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."

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Bottle of Jack

A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.

daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"

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bottle of bub

Bottle of Champagne

We need to celebrate with a bottle of bub.

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Shit in a bottle

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.

i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!

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