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British, a proud people from the British isles (except the Irish in the south, they don't count) who have a extremely rich history and culture and have brought about major progress and changes for all humanity in terms of the thinking and technologies who came the closest to conquering the world and in the process founded America, Canada, Australia and NZ, which alongside the UK make up some of the greatest nations on this Earth.
The British are very stubborn, comic, alcholic, diplomatic, interesting and can be very friendly but can hold a grudge, soft on their leaders (I give credit to the French they don't tolerate the BS we do) but do not tolerate elitism and are impatient.
Guy1: Wow British people suck donkey balls.
Guy2: You know you really are mocking yourself?
Guy1: ..NO I AM NOT !!
Guy2: a) your language, b) your genetics.
Guy1: H.m....
Guy3: Viva La France!!
Guy2: (longbow shoots the french guy)
Guy1: You guys ain't so bad after all!
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1. Being of the country Britain. (no not great fuck that)
2. Being of the country where most racist in the world come from.
3. Being of the country that conquered most other countries and everyone hates them for it.
4.Being of the country that has a smarter leader then USA's leader atleast they werent that stupid.
5. Person not as great as the USA although the USA is full of the 2nd most racist bastards.
Colored man: Hey is that guy that racist British guy?
Colored man2: Yeah thats him.....keep way.
Indian guy: Hey that bitches great great great grandpa raped my countries women.
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(adj) when a person is like or similar to a britt/lesbien.
to be raunchy, ugly, shady, whore.
unable to make facial expressions (smiling, puckering etc)
although britts are technically female, they might as well be men, because the only boys that go for them only lower their standards enough for a britt so they can get "laid"
that guys girlfriend is so british , she is such a man.
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People who like to drink tea all day everyday and don’t like to brush their teeth. They wear very nice clothes and speak like Oliver twist , there is also roadmen , particularly teens, they like to drink energy drinks and smoke weed. Claim that they like you then once rejected say you’re clapped, wear coats all the time and use gang gang words like peng, ting, mate, cuh, bruv and etc. (Also there are roadgirls)
British convos
Roadman 1 :yo bruv me and alisha finna link up soon
Roadman 2 : rahh say mums
Or
Posh bloke: good afternoon young chap
Young bloke: hello father it is a good one yes
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A bunch of bog trotters who wish they could be from France.
British Person: I am British
Human: Sheep Shagger
French person: Hey you wanna come to Paris? I'll kick your ass.
British person: Sure
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1) Uselessly adding silent letters to words to make them look more classier, despite that it's been out of style since the 18th century. Also, a British equivalent of an American made word.
2) A British invention that required American integrity to become effective.
1) Progamme, armour, colour, tonne, lift, ect.
2) Machine guns, automobiles, computers, ect.
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the hottest people to exist
no like actually british people are hot
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