when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down
Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*
To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person
He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.
used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.
"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "
"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"
when a man or women is only bangable if he/she conceals their face with a brown bag
"That chick is only Brown Bag Bangable"
"That guy is BBB"
During intercourse male slaps balls against females asshole.
She loves it when he starts brown bagging her during sex.
The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.
Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.
A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.
My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.